**Real Estate Revelations: My Fan Club Tripled!**
Who knew that my side gig of real estate blogging would skyrocket my fan club from bikinis to real estate LOL!
Here’s my two cents from a buyer's perspective in Brickell:
If you're selling under $1.5M in Miami, you might want to **quality control** your realtor.
Here’s the **insider scoop**: -
**Accurate Info**: Some realtors give you the GPS coordinates to the moon instead of the property's actual features.
**Punctuality**: If your realtor thinks 30 minutes late is "fashionably on time," maybe they should be selling fashion instead. 
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**Dress Code**: And if your realtor shows up looking like they're about to hit the gym or walk on water, you might want to check if they're on the right career path. 
Guess it's true what they say, location, location, *presentation*!
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