That Company Christmas Party Date ????
Last night was wild! Got invited to a party by a client and, as always, ended up being the life of the party. I hit it off with one of the partners' wives, and we got deep into a chat about... birds. Yes, birds. Suddenly, the crowd parts like the Red Sea, and she drops this bombshell: 'Birds aren't real!' She insists the government replaced them all with surveillance drones.
The room got quiet, people started backing away, but my client, ever the hero, offered to rescue me from the convo. Nah, I was good. I decided to fuel this fascinating discussion with more drinks, and oh boy, the more we drank, the more hilarious her theories got! She even introduced me to this gem of a website, 'BirdsAreNotReal.com'.
Hands down, one of the most entertaining nights I've had in ages. Who knew conspiracy theories and cocktails could mix so well? #BirdsNotReal #PartyLife #ConspiracyDrinks"
